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donotseek2017-04-08 08:48 pm
darkmatterhalo) wrote in donotseek2017-04-08 08:48 pm
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Now that Iggy has so brilliantly repaired our Hopper, I'd like to go over the rules for this device, which actually do apply to everyone. Jemma.
Rule One: Do not open the access panel during use, as the side effects of looking into the heart of the multidimensional device during use include melted faces and mental instability.
Rule Two: Removal of the cuff will result in you being stranded wherever you have gone. Keep that in mind.
Rule Three: Failure to initiate secondary contamination sequence will introduce foreign bodies into the environment. The punishment for this is more modification.
Rule Four: You absolutely may not visit the same location and time more than once. This includes timelines that you have already experienced the correct way. Doing this will create a time paradox. Do we really need dinosaurs?
Use of the Hopper increases the likelihood of contracting Acute Brandheim-Cobald Disease, the symptoms of which are: impaired cognitive abilities, excessive sweating, photophobia, tingling and sneezing.
Side effects of Hopper use include: temporary memory loss, inexplicable weeping, lethargy, insomnia, feelings of amorousness towards inanimate objects, intestinal parasites, chemical imbalances, hormonal imbalances, excessive excretion of mucus from pores, highly acidic saliva, hair loss, migraines, seizures, feelings of doom or despair, caramel-scented body odor, feelings of god-like power and euphoria, compulsive licking, auditory and visual hallucinations, and, in rare cases, progressive skin discoloration.
The Hopper is partially responsible for the world around you. If you feel far off from the world it is because the engine inside you has stopped turning. a cleansing may be needed. Modifications affect your insides effects on your outside. Find a dark place to hide. This is not the first time this has happened to you.
Rule One: Do not open the access panel during use, as the side effects of looking into the heart of the multidimensional device during use include melted faces and mental instability.
Rule Two: Removal of the cuff will result in you being stranded wherever you have gone. Keep that in mind.
Rule Three: Failure to initiate secondary contamination sequence will introduce foreign bodies into the environment. The punishment for this is more modification.
Rule Four: You absolutely may not visit the same location and time more than once. This includes timelines that you have already experienced the correct way. Doing this will create a time paradox. Do we really need dinosaurs?
Use of the Hopper increases the likelihood of contracting Acute Brandheim-Cobald Disease, the symptoms of which are: impaired cognitive abilities, excessive sweating, photophobia, tingling and sneezing.
Side effects of Hopper use include: temporary memory loss, inexplicable weeping, lethargy, insomnia, feelings of amorousness towards inanimate objects, intestinal parasites, chemical imbalances, hormonal imbalances, excessive excretion of mucus from pores, highly acidic saliva, hair loss, migraines, seizures, feelings of doom or despair, caramel-scented body odor, feelings of god-like power and euphoria, compulsive licking, auditory and visual hallucinations, and, in rare cases, progressive skin discoloration.
The Hopper is partially responsible for the world around you. If you feel far off from the world it is because the engine inside you has stopped turning. a cleansing may be needed. Modifications affect your insides effects on your outside. Find a dark place to hide. This is not the first time this has happened to you.